AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 13 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS 13 DAYS 13 DAYS AHHH SEIZURE SEIZURE!!!!!!!! treat your loved ones to a boxed set of Purple Zebras singles. Only $100000.56! just kidding we're to lazy to make presents. but i want a bedazzled stapler & jumbo sticks for christmas. when i say big sticks i mean fudge covered cream filled sticks. find them in the snack aisle. i want a zebra toooooo. a purple zebra. yeah. purple. i bet cats say "purple" like "purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrple" haha get it cats purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. whatever i have homework peace out suckassssss.

Hey Zebra fansssss! Get ready, cuz we are back and we already have a new single! WOOOOO! we want to keep it a secret until we get a few more singles! So prepare yourselves for some totally awesomeness and we guarantee to blow you away! HOLLLLLLA!

No need to worry: The Purple Zebras DID NOT split up! They are just taking a nice summer break. The Purple Zebras will be back in late August/early September. This awesome band plans to make tons of awesome singles & albums! We will start working on music videos in September, and YOU have the power to choose which song we should make the video for. Go to our poll and choose! Have an idea for an AWESOME single? Let us know! Comment on a blog and get our attention! We have been receiving requests to be in the band, but sorry guys, Reece Lincoln, StaffyWaffy, Banana-peel, & fruit loop will be our only members! :)
Thanks,
The Purple Zebras!

p.s. WE CAN'T WAIT FOR SEPTEMBER EITHER!

OK Y'ALL, WE GOT A NEW BAND MEMBER IN THE HOUSEEEEEEEEEE. REECE LINCOLN, STAFFYWAFFY, BANANA-PEEL, AND fruit loop WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME THE NEW BAND MASCOT (pause for dramatic effect) PHIL THE CRAZY PURPLE ZEBRA  congrats and good luck phil!! PURPLE ZEBRAS FOREVERRRRR <3

okay lets get this straight: if you dont like our band, then that's fine; we don't care. but we do care if you are going on our site and posting nasty, malicious comments. sure, we havent made real music yet. but we are having fun and isnt that the point? if you dont want to have fun the way we do; that's fine have fun anyway you want to. no one is forcing you to go to this site or like our band. it is common courtesy to respect everyone and what they do. we respect your opinion and we would like it if you respected our opinions as well. thank you.

yo yo yooooo! new song out here yo!! it is called RAIN RAIN GO AWAY THATS WHAT ALL MY HATERZ SAY!!! okay thats the only thing they say in the songg but check it out because i guess its decent (: anyways the purple zebras would like to say that they LOVE all of their fans. NOTE TO FANS: try to convert the unbelievers to purple zebra fanatics!!!! WE <3 OUR FANS!!!! WOOOHOOO!! GO FANS ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!! aightt, peace out BELIEVERS!! oh and please stop hating (:

in the town where i was born lived a zebra who sailed to sea. and it told us of its life in the land of africa. we all live in africa. africa. africa. we all live in africa. africa. africa.